Allright! That spoiled brat that has created one of the largest intelligence black holes in history, is going to jail. If you listen, you can hear one of the loudest collective “yipeeeeees” in history.
Well, some people actually do not feel this way. Actually, some people are pretty pathetic in their worship of this idiot. Take Joshua Capone for instance. He is just, well, not right in the head. Check this out.
“Joshua Capone, a Paris Hilton fan, has written a letter to California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger asking him to step in and keep Paris Hilton out of jail. Get ready to lose your last meal, because I want to share with you a line from Joshua’s letter:
“She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to our otherwise mundane lives.”
And you think our culture of celebrity worship isn’t a problem.”
If anyone reading this happens to know Joshua, please do us all a favor and smack him upside his head. Hopefully some common freakin sense and self respect will get knocked into him in the process.