Let’s Take Some Actual Talent and Waste it! Snoop Dogg and Timbaland to work on Lindsay Lohan’s Album (ICK!)

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Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot

<The Lindsay Lohan Mugshot!

Pretty big names. Snoop Dogg, Timbaland, Pharrell Williams, all doing the incomprehensible. They are working on the next Lindsay Lohan album.

I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

Really, no joke there.

It looks like Snoop Dog will perform on the disk, while Timbaland and Williams helm the producer spot.

Lohan has not released an album since 2005. Can anyone actually think of a reason why it would be a good idea to start again now?


Educate me if you can.

Lucky for me, there is always the indie music scene that I love so much. It provides a terrific refuge in times like these. (Check out RfL 2.0 for some great indie music)

I question the intelligence of anyone that purchases this album.

Lohan is not a kid anymore, and should by now have alienated the Disney crowd. On top of that, what self respecting person that has grown out of the teen and tween ages would consider this album worth owning?

I think the real reason I can’t stand Lohan is the fact that this girl had talent, charm, and could have been a terrific actress and artist. Instead she threw it all away for the party lifestyle. Now this is the road she is going down.

This is one of the girls of her generation that could be, had she stayed the course, receiving Oscar nods instead of staring in inadvertent reality TV–The News–and horrible nonsense roles like I Know Who Killed Me. (I think that was the title)

Don’t even get me started on those Marilyn pictures she recently posed for.

This girl is in her twenties and already looks, due to her hard lifestyle, washed up. She looks leathery, at least to me.

Anyway, if you have not guessed yet, I am going nowhere near this album when it is released. My review, even before release, is that this is total crap.

And yes, with all that said, I know I’m not in any way, shape, or form, the target market for this crap.


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