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	<itunes:summary>The condom for the ears in the fight against STD&#039;s--Indie Podsafe music, talk, humor, tech, and Gossip for all--The best music on the net, hosted by Eban Crawford and Senator Jaiz for Podshow Inc.</itunes:summary>
	<itunes:author>Eban Crawford</itunes:author>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<itunes:name>Eban Crawford</itunes:name>
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		<title>And People Wonder Why I Don&#8217;t Talk Much About Being From Louisiana?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:04:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eban</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you read my stuff here at RfL, or listen, or watch, or whatever, you get many stories from my life. Stories of living in California, Colorado, Texas, England, Germany, and Austria. You don&#8217;t hear many from Louisiana, where I &#8230; <a href="http://reachingforlucidity.net/2009/10/and-people-wonder-why-i-dont-talk-much-of-being-from-louisiana/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you read my stuff here at RfL, or listen, or watch, or whatever, you get many stories from my life. Stories of living in California, Colorado, Texas, England, Germany, and Austria. You don&#8217;t hear many from Louisiana, where I was born and raised. This is not an accident.</p>
<p>To say that I feel that my true life started at 20 years old when I married Faith and we bolted from Louisiana for Denver, and my stint in the U.S. Air Force, would be an understatement.</p>
<p>I still don&#8217;t like talking about the first 20. Hell, I just got written out of another family will. No kidding. I don&#8217;t have many good Louisiana memories, and it does not look like there will be many in the future.</p>
<p>This story I am linking to below comes as no surprise to me. In a day and age where we are arguing over same sex marriage, this buffoon, Justice of the Peace Keith Bardwell, wants to jump back many decades and take on interracial marriage yet again. In other words, he refuses to perform them.</p>
<p>Seriously, even with my warped imagination, I can&#8217;t make this crap up.</p>
<p>Bardwell serves Tangipahoa Parish in LA. He claims his experience tells him that interracial marriages don&#8217;t last and the children born to such couples suffer. What a crock of shit.</p>
<p>I have two of the loveliest and sweetest, and definitely not suffering, nieces that are born of an interracial marriage.  My niece Kellie and her husband Derrick are raising these girls wonderfully. On top of that, They are doing this while Derrick is serving this country in Afghanistan right now. So, yes, this ass monkey&#8217;s comments and prejudices really hit close to home.</p>
<p>Maybe he should stop in when he is in Houma and see just how horrible life can be.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9BBNUJ80&amp;show_article=1" target="_blank" rel='nofollow'>Get the full story right here.</a></p>
<p>I almost need to do another RfL episode just to give Bardwell the world famous RfL Bitchslap!</p>
<p>Cheers,<br />
Eban</p>
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		<title>Why the Cult of MAC Drives Me Nuts</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eban</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This pretty much sums it up. Not everyone that owns a Mac is like this. Still, there are far more like this than there should be.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This pretty much sums it up. Not everyone that owns a Mac is like this. Still, there are far more like this than there should be.</p>
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		<title>Daily News Roundup for May 2nd, 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 13:36:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eban</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are some of the interesting things I came across in the News feed this Morning. Cheers, Eban _______________________________ From Aversion Rock&#8211;Punk&#8211;Indie Hold Steady Kicks Out More Positive Jams Video&#8211;Tim Fite Albert Hammond Jr. Reveals Sophmore Album Swervedriver Takes Reunion &#8230; <a href="http://reachingforlucidity.net/2008/05/daily-news-roundup-for-may-2nd-2008/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here are some of the interesting things I came across in the News feed this Morning.</p>
<p>Cheers,<br />
Eban</p>
<p>_______________________________</p>
<p>From <a href="http://www.aversion.com" rel='nofollow'>Aversion Rock&#8211;Punk&#8211;Indie</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.aversion.com/news/news_article.cfm?news_id=10617" rel='nofollow'>Hold Steady Kicks Out More Positive Jams</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.aversion.com/news/news_article.cfm?news_id=10620" rel='nofollow'>Video&#8211;Tim Fite</a><br />
<a href="http://www.aversion.com/news/news_article.cfm?news_id=10622"><br />
Albert Hammond Jr. Reveals Sophmore Album</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.aversion.com/news/news_article.cfm?news_id=10616" rel='nofollow'>Swervedriver Takes Reunion on Road</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.aversion.com/news/news_article.cfm?news_id=10619" rel='nofollow'>Pete Doherty Gets Out of Jail Early</a><br />
<a href="http://www.aversion.com/news/news_article.cfm?news_id=10618"><br />
New Order Readies Live DVD</a></p>
<p>______________________________</p>
<p>From <a href="http://angryape.com" rel='nofollow' rel='nofollow'>Angry Ape</a></p>
<p><a href="http://angryape.com/news/2008/05/02/dirty-pretty-things-this-is-where-the-truth-begins-album-details" rel='nofollow'>Dirty Pretty Things&#8211;This is Where the Truth Begins Album Details</a></p>
<p><a href="http://angryape.com/news/2008/05/02/the-cure-to-release-a-new-single-every-month" rel='nofollow'>The Cure to Release a New Single Every Month</a></p>
<p>______________________________</p>
<p>From <a href="http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net" rel='nofollow' rel='nofollow'>Blabbermouth</a><br />
<a href="http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&amp;newsitemID=96158"><br />
Life of Agony: More Europen Tour Dates Announced</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&amp;newsitemID=96156" rel='nofollow'>Detonation Parts Ways With Drummer Thomas Kalksma</a><br />
<a href="http://angryape.com/news/2008/05/02/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-convicted-of-drink-driving"><br />
Nickelback&#8217;s Chad Kroeger Convicted of Drunk Driving</a><br />
Ok, I have to comment on this one. First off, don&#8217;t drive drunk! Second, is there any way we can tag on a conviction for being a horrible musician? I mean, give the man the electric chair for what Nickelback has done to the music industry. Actually, thinking of how god awful his music is, and it is putrid, helps me to understand why he drinks. Nobody can handle sucking that bad for as long as he has.</p>
<p>Yeah, I hate Nickelback.</p>
<p>Really, I do.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&amp;newsitemID=96154" rel='nofollow'>Cinderella: First North American Tour Dates Announced</a><br />
<a href="http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&amp;newsitemID=96152"><br />
UK&#8217;s Damnation Festival Moves To University of Leeds</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&amp;newsitemID=96149" rel='nofollow'>New Boston Singer Taking Time Off From Working At Home Depot To Tour With Band</a><br />
Speaking of Cinderella, This story is definately a Cinderella story. This guy is living the life now!<br />
<a href="http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&amp;newsitemID=96137"><br />
Testament Schedules New Jersey In-Store</a></p>
<p>_____________________________</p>
<p>From <a href="http://news.awn.com" rel='nofollow' rel='nofollow'>AWN</a></p>
<p><a href="http://news.awn.com/?&amp;newsitem_no=23135" rel='nofollow'>LEGO Indiana Jones Site Goes Live</a></p>
<p><a href="http://news.awn.com/?&amp;newsitem_no=23136" rel='nofollow'>Digital-Tutors Realease Guide to Animating Characters in Maya</a></p>
<p>There you have it. A bit of news from the feed this morning.</p>
<p>Man, thanks god it&#8217;s Friday, which makes tomorrow Saturday if I am not mistaken. If i am actually mistaken, please send a correction, but be nice.</p>
<p>I have to say that Lindsay Lohan has at least one fan. I know this as I got a piece of hate mail after yesterday&#8217;s post on her new album.</p>
<p>Well, let me answer this fan right here. It looks like we have not only found one true Lindsay Lohan fan, a find that equals the discovery of King Tut&#8217;s Tomb, but we have also proven there is at least one more certifiable moron in this world.</p>
<p>Thanks for the proof, K.</p>
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